House of Jealous Lovers: I wil…

June 24th, 2009

House of Jealous Lovers: I will never learn to enjoy this song.

My teeth are numb. That’s how …

June 14th, 2009

My teeth are numb. That’s how I know I’m drunk.

I have spent the whole day wai…

June 10th, 2009

I have spent the whole day waiting for computers to do shit. Where’s my jetpack?

@edog1203 But will it play my …

June 8th, 2009

@edog1203 But will it play my Apple IIGS games?

Every time I drive to the Mari…

May 30th, 2009

Every time I drive to the Marina, I feel myself dying a little inside.

I’m waiting for the muni next …

May 29th, 2009

I’m waiting for the muni next to Frank Chu.

The fact that our perforce rep…

May 27th, 2009

The fact that our perforce repo is unusable at 2:30am every day due to backups makes nights like these just that much more frustrating.

Come see me at Google I/O so I…

May 26th, 2009

Come see me at Google I/O so I can tell you: “Yes, you too can write features like this in the week before the developer’s conference!”

I hit the “genius” button on M…

May 25th, 2009

I hit the “genius” button on Matthew Sweet - Girlfriend. Instant middle school soundtrack.

It’s Friday evening and I’m no…

May 22nd, 2009

It’s Friday evening and I’m not driving to the valley. Feels wrong.